Showtimes:
| Th | May | 27 | - | 7:30 p.m. |
| Fri | May | 28 | - | 7:30 p.m. |
| Sat | May | 29 | - | 7:30 p.m. |
| Sun | May | 30 | - | 2:00 p.m. only |
| Wed | Jun | 2 | - | 7:30 p.m. |
| Th | Jun | 3 | - | 7:30 p.m. |
| Fri | Jun | 4 | - | 7:30 p.m. |
| Sat | Jun | 5 | - | 7:30 p.m. |
Location:
515 West Hastings St. Vancouver at SFU Harbour Centre - Google Map.
$20 in advance, $25 at the door.
You! Yes, you! Join us with other selves like yourself for the seminal wellness seminar sweeping up the nation. The Fakeproject Corporation of Canada’s You Are Not Dead: A Guide to Modern Living will steer you along and put bullet points where they belong.
• think lackadaisically
• feel lacklustily
• sharpen knives before you cut yourself short every chance you get
• recognize and stabilize your worthless parts
• quarantine and kill the unquestionably contemptible
• confront and counteract the dreams and dangerous notions that prevent you from fulfilling our goals
Get bent into shape! Get by instead! Get out of life alive not dead! With everything to soothe, you have only loss to lose. You deserve to feel all right.
You know, the more you know, the less you know you can control. The less you control, the less responsibility. Thanks, Fakeproject Corporation!
– Someone You Know
Before You Are Not Dead, I pretended to be something that I’m not. Now I pretend to be something that I am.
– Someone You Want to Be
Me! Me! Me!
– You
